Kiss someone under mistletoe

“So there we were, standing in the cold, and I said “I have something for you” and I pulled out this mistletoe from my back pocket. And as I did, the remainder of the leaves fell off ahahahaha. Right there. It was soooo sad looking. We both just laughed and laughed. I told her it said it was fresh but damn was it sad looking. I also said, “ya know, in case you wanted to use it for… whatever. I don’t know. It’s mistletoe. All yours.” And she walked up to me. And she kissed me. [...] But wow. Even for an awkward first kiss, it was pretty fucking great.”

“I was 16 or so and I had a mistletoe for purely naughty reasons and one of my friend-ish female acquaintances found her way 'beneath' it and we had a full on mouth kiss. She had nice lips too. Nothing ever came of that in any kind of way, but she gets an A+ for having decent breath and really soft kissers.”

“For a few years I worked in a small office where I was the only guy. A few of them thought it would be "hilarious" to randomly hang mistletoe over unexpected places where I wouldn't notice it when I was distracted at work (over the coffee machine, the copier, etc) and sneak random kisses if I didn't notice where they'd put it that day. I got wise to it though after a slightly awkward (well, really awkward) first few times, until I learned to have a sense of humor about it.”