Participate in a Local Eating Challenge

“Naturally, I dig in as fast as I can so I don't waste any of my 30 minutes. I knew the second it hit my tongue I was going to regret this decision. It started burning immediately. I was shedding tears and snot was running out of my nose within the first 5 minutes of my attempt. 15 minutes later, the burger was finally finished. However, the challenge wasn't complete yet. You had to eat all of the fries too. This is where I started to feel sick to my stomach. Every fry that went into my mouth had to be accompanied with water because the heat of the burger had yet to dissipate. The fries were extra spicy too. 10 minutes later I had eaten all of the fries and completed the challenge in 25 minutes. I had earned my free meal and a T-shirt with the logo of the local burger joint on it. Now, I wouldn't say this meal was free at all. 4-8 hours later [...] I was bloated and gassy. Sometimes the air would not come out and it felt like I was getting stabbed with a red hot, 12 inch serrated knife.”