Host a Super Bowl party

“I was so convinced no one would show up (people did!) and so scared I would end up sitting alone awkwardly with one miserable guest (only happened for like 10 minutes!) that my anxiety was driving me borderline insane. [...] 5. What kind of alcohol should I serve? I only have Guinness and Jack Daniels, and those are expensive – why didn’t I buy shitty football beer? Oh, right, no one likes shitty football beer. The whole reason people are coming here is because they don’t like shitty football beer. 6. Are there enough Doritos? Are there ever enough Doritos? 7. Oh, god, people are here! Oh, god. 8. Okay, okay, this is going well. Thank God George and Ben brought beer. Wow, give me a beer. Or two. 9. Oh! My BOGO cheese! I got cheese buy one get one free! I should bring it out! Oh-wait, I forgot about the pizza! It’s still on the cooling rack.”