Learn to wear fake eyelashes

“I bought my first pair of falsies after cutting off my lashes a few days ago, and I was nervous because everyone and their mother talks about how much of a pain it is to apply fake lashes, as well as sharing a million and one hacks to supposedly make it easier. Plus the fact that I have no top lashes right now doesn’t help. It took some patience and some very steady hands with a pair of tweezers, but I managed to get them to stick right on my first go! They really do look natural and like my lashes but better.”

“i’ve been wearing lashes nearly every day for around a year or year and a half now, not only does applying them get much easier. (i’ve never tried magnetic liner but practice makes perfect!) i will notice them at first but after a few minutes i forget that i’m even wearing them. when i first started wearing them my lashes felt so heavy on my eyes and after a few weeks i was used to them and stopped noticing them in my peripheral.”

“Then for some crazy reason we decide this would be the occasion to try and wear fake eyelashes. We’re not experienced in this. We head down to the MAC shop in the airport and tell the young girl we want eyelashes like her. She tells us it is easy and we buy two pairs. We feel smug about how amazing we will look with our fake eyelashes. [...] Jen exclaims she had no luck getting her eyelashes on. Me neither. I had a one second attempt. How ridiculous they are. That shop assistant was a liar. We decide we don’t need them anyways.”