Partake in a Food Fight

“I remember this like it was almost yesterday, it was just a normal day in the cafeteria I was messing around with the orange peels that were left on my plate after eating that shitty ass meal that they usually gave out. For a second I remembered one of those crazy old Disney movies that I always used to have on repeat in the back of the car. As soon as I remembered them I immediately sat up and screamed “FOOD FIGGHHT!” everybody stared at me for a good 30 seconds then I started throwing random crap everywhere, sloppy Joe’s all over the goddamn wall, cartons of milk covering hundreds of kids in the crowd, sooner than later all of the kids starting throwing random crap on their Trey around, it’s not as chaotic as you think but it still takes just as long to stop it. Got in a shit ton of trouble, but it was worth it.”

“Boy scout camp about 30 years ago, 150 kids just going nuts, throwing mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese. Two of the scout masters orchestrated it, it was just supposed to be the two troops, we had built up a friendly rivalry through the week, and it just exploded into the entire mess hall. It was a fun 20 minutes... the 4 hour clean up was worth it.”

“On the day it happened there was a rumor going around there'd be a food fight at lunchtime. I didn't believe it because the grapevine at my school wasn't a very reliable source, but I was wrong. It began with smaller items like sandwiches and milks being thrown, the real chaos began when the plastic trays became projectiles. I dipped out asap after seeing one of those fly by.”