Go out in public and do something that will attract attention to you.

“I’d never dared to hike naked, but then I’d never before been in a place so private. The sun fairies caressed me all over, the water nymphs tickled my toes and the elf-breezes got into places – well, never mind. My reveries ended abruptly when I looked up and noticed something moving. So OK, my distance vision isn’t the very best. It took me awhile, too long a while, to make out that a man and a woman were walking straight toward me. AND they saw me. What could I do? There were no bushes to dive into or boulders to sneak behind. It was way too late to haul my clothes out of my pack. What would classy Katherine Hepburn do in my place? She’d be very cool and with perfect aplomb, just keep on walking. So I did, but I just couldn’t look those folks in the eye.”

“Lots of them, but I’ll share a more recent one. Not that long ago I was in public, wearing a flowy skirt. The day got particularly windy later on, and I was trying to hold my skirt down. I was walking into a clothing store and used one hand to open the door, thinking it would be fine since the wind was calming down….as soon as I did I was Marilyn Monroe’d infront of everyone. I quickly stopped, held down my skirt, and ran inside.”