Drink moonshine

“I grew up in the south where moonshine is pretty much every rednecks choice of drink if they’re looking to get fucked up. It depends on the flavor. My first experience was apple pie moonshine. I personally loved it. It tastes like apple cider with a hard kick to the stomach with it. But the white lightening moonshine taste like rubbing alcohol and gasoline had a baby and just hatched it in the pit of your stomach.”

“We have a fireplace out back so naturally I was thoroughly enjoying myself sitting by the open fire. For it was a vibrant spring night in May. The night hummed with horny insects and the warm fire glowed with a dim light there was just a touch of humidity in the air. [...] I went out back and began sipping on the liquid By the fire, I soon found out it was absolutely putrid tasting and I was going to pour it out into the fire and go inside.”