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“the TABLE WAS HEATED! and it was memory foam! it felt so amazing when i laid down!!! [...] then i turned over on my front and put my face into the little hole thing and the first thing she did was put some oil on my back and spread it around and it smelled so good like mint or eucalyptus! and then she had a moist hot towel and laid the entire thing over my back and began to run her hands down my back over the towel and YALL!!!! I SWEAR I MOANED LOLLL it felt so great!! [...] after it was done, i felt really GOOD! like.. relaxed and loose which ive never felt before LOL because im always tense”

“She says, "undress to your comfort level". Which I am not a modest person so this doesn't really bother me. I have on a tank top and my undies. When she comes back into the room she said I would have to take off my tank top to do the full, and that is when I felt exposed. You think a professional massage would feel great, but the whole time I kept thinking about how strange it is that a person I know nothing about is touching my entire body. Not to mention, since I wasn't sore my muscles didn't really need to be work through tightness so I didn't get a lot of benefits from it. I could barely feel anything at all.”

“She led me down a quiet hallway lined with soft lights to a private, dimly-lit room and turned on some tinkly, relaxing music. I'd been nervous about getting naked in front of a stranger, but before I could protest, she pretty much ripped off my bathing suit top, exposing my breasts. [...] this lady sat on me! And bent me. And dug her hands wayyyyy into my spine. I'd ordered the Swedish massage since that's traditionally the "gentle" kind, but this felt as if she were torturing me for government secrets. "Tell me if it's too hard," she gently said. "Too... hard..." I managed to croak out.”