Get a spray tan

“I naively thought I’d be given a disposable swimsuit. But nope, to truly get the best tan you can, you will have to stand naked, with sticky foot stickers (so you don’t stick to the ground, I think), while an expert stands, squats, and kneels around you as you pose in different positions so after about 5-10-15 minutes, you are a bronzed goddess. Is it awkward? Yeah, it can be. I’m not sure I’ve been naked and examined that much in my life.”

“Following the spray tan you have to wait 8 hour before you can shower. I’m not going to lie the feeling after the tan was the WORST! I felt so sticky and smelly and overall just gross. After I showered it was much better and I felt confident in my new tan.”

“The day of the wedding the tan looked great and I had no issues however, the days following the wedding the tan began to fade and started to look extremely splotchy and frankly is still looks splotchy.”